hi there starchick people.
i have another letter to write.
dear jemaine clement,
you are hotter than john cusack and possibly more attainable, as you are a little younger. Your accent makes you very smexi, and the fact that you are in your own band makes everything a lot cooler. Please email me ASAP so we can get married or at the least you can give me an autograph. I love you, hiphopapottamus! PS If you date sally before me I will crush you like Borat...