Well la-de-da then.

I was reading a lot of sciency stuff today. So here goes.

1.) Schrodinger's cat. WTF?!?!? I'm not even going to explain that one. Wiki-ma-pedia told me that it was this theory where you put a cat in a box and then put poison in the box. There's a chance that the kitty will live and a chance that YOU EFFING KILLED THE KITTY! DX

2.) Black holes. And I got this theory called the Starchick Theory of Black Hole Related Crap. Maybe our universe is travelling through infinate black holes. And we don't even know it. And then one day it's just gonna stop. And we're all gonna die. Hmm.. quite the optimist, aren't I.

3.) Creepy people living underground in tunnels who only trust children and eat people and kill people for their limbs. Y'know, I'm not gonna explain THAT one, thanks.

Jeezy. I have a science class tomorrow and I think I'm gonna try to explain these to Copley.

i have a puppy on my lap

hi there starchick people.

i have another letter to write.

dear jemaine clement,
you are hotter than john cusack and possibly more attainable, as you are a little younger. Your accent makes you very smexi, and the fact that you are in your own band makes everything a lot cooler. Please email me ASAP so we can get married or at the least you can give me an autograph. I love you, hiphopapottamus! PS If you date sally before me I will crush you like Borat...

Love, starchick

Double Posting AHOY!

You know what really sucks? Here, write your answer here.


No. Flying monkeys on unicycles most definitley do not suck. What sucks is that I LOVE JOHN CUSACK.

He is purely unattainable but I want to be Mrs. John Cusack forever and ever. If you're reading this, John Cusack, Please Please Please send me an email and we can start courting soon. that would be so cool! I'd be all like, Ok, lets go into the Cusackmobile, and you'd be all like, yeah, okay, where are we gonna go? And Id be all like, I donno, let's ask it, and the car would be all like, let's go to the grocery store, and we'd be all like, yeah, ok, and then I'd be like, ok, the grocery store was fun but lets go home now Cusackmobile and then we'd go home and have a party and invite Paris Hilton and Miachel Moore and Lounette the Clown and Annasophia Robb and Shiloh Novuel Jolie Pitt and then it would be on the tabloids and then Id get famous. Oh and John Cusack would buy me a pug and Id name it Puglie and a cat and Id give it to Kathryn and name it Samson. Yay!


Love, starchick.

good lord

today was a super wonderful day!