hi there starchick people.
i have another letter to write.
dear jemaine clement,
you are hotter than john cusack and possibly more attainable, as you are a little younger. Your accent makes you very smexi, and the fact that you are in your own band makes everything a lot cooler. Please email me ASAP so we can get married or at the least you can give me an autograph. I love you, hiphopapottamus! PS If you date sally before me I will crush you like Borat...
Love, starchick
Showing posts with label ideas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ideas. Show all posts
Friday, July 13, 2007
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Double Posting AHOY!
You know what really sucks? Here, write your answer here.
No. Flying monkeys on unicycles most definitley do not suck. What sucks is that I LOVE JOHN CUSACK.
He is purely unattainable but I want to be Mrs. John Cusack forever and ever. If you're reading this, John Cusack, Please Please Please send me an email and we can start courting soon. that would be so cool! I'd be all like, Ok, lets go into the Cusackmobile, and you'd be all like, yeah, okay, where are we gonna go? And Id be all like, I donno, let's ask it, and the car would be all like, let's go to the grocery store, and we'd be all like, yeah, ok, and then I'd be like, ok, the grocery store was fun but lets go home now Cusackmobile and then we'd go home and have a party and invite Paris Hilton and Miachel Moore and Lounette the Clown and Annasophia Robb and Shiloh Novuel Jolie Pitt and then it would be on the tabloids and then Id get famous. Oh and John Cusack would buy me a pug and Id name it Puglie and a cat and Id give it to Kathryn and name it Samson. Yay!
Love, starchick.
No. Flying monkeys on unicycles most definitley do not suck. What sucks is that I LOVE JOHN CUSACK.
He is purely unattainable but I want to be Mrs. John Cusack forever and ever. If you're reading this, John Cusack, Please Please Please send me an email and we can start courting soon. that would be so cool! I'd be all like, Ok, lets go into the Cusackmobile, and you'd be all like, yeah, okay, where are we gonna go? And Id be all like, I donno, let's ask it, and the car would be all like, let's go to the grocery store, and we'd be all like, yeah, ok, and then I'd be like, ok, the grocery store was fun but lets go home now Cusackmobile and then we'd go home and have a party and invite Paris Hilton and Miachel Moore and Lounette the Clown and Annasophia Robb and Shiloh Novuel Jolie Pitt and then it would be on the tabloids and then Id get famous. Oh and John Cusack would buy me a pug and Id name it Puglie and a cat and Id give it to Kathryn and name it Samson. Yay!
Love, starchick.
Thursday, May 17, 2007
some things
10 ways to brighten your day
10. get on paint and google images and make yourself an award. i made the prestigious Pretend Oscar-Tony!! there is no limit to your creativity. make an Imaginary Oscar-MTV Award. whatever you want.
9. write a comic book about what your life is like, except funnier and cooler and change all the names, so if you hate yuor name you can be sabine elisabeth or wahtever.. did you know that's how superman got started? (p.s. that is a lie)
8. BLOG
7. write a comical play about bears coming to terms with things and singing.
6. lay out a map of your imagimary theme park.
5. sit around your room and lay out several hats. pretend that everyone's having an argument or something, just like when you were seven. but if ur mum comes in, it shan't be cute.
4. jump to conclusions and make specious reasonings
3. make up several stupid play ideas and act them out, using your hats from idea 5
2. go outside, you dink!
1. smell the fake flowers.
hooray! ps monnie and damien are finallyl an item!! monnie tells me that she's happytacular.
10. get on paint and google images and make yourself an award. i made the prestigious Pretend Oscar-Tony!! there is no limit to your creativity. make an Imaginary Oscar-MTV Award. whatever you want.
9. write a comic book about what your life is like, except funnier and cooler and change all the names, so if you hate yuor name you can be sabine elisabeth or wahtever.. did you know that's how superman got started? (p.s. that is a lie)
8. BLOG
7. write a comical play about bears coming to terms with things and singing.
6. lay out a map of your imagimary theme park.
5. sit around your room and lay out several hats. pretend that everyone's having an argument or something, just like when you were seven. but if ur mum comes in, it shan't be cute.
4. jump to conclusions and make specious reasonings
3. make up several stupid play ideas and act them out, using your hats from idea 5
2. go outside, you dink!
1. smell the fake flowers.
hooray! ps monnie and damien are finallyl an item!! monnie tells me that she's happytacular.
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