You know what really sucks? Here, write your answer here.
No. Flying monkeys on unicycles most definitley do not suck. What sucks is that I LOVE JOHN CUSACK.
He is purely unattainable but I want to be Mrs. John Cusack forever and ever. If you're reading this, John Cusack, Please Please Please send me an email and we can start courting soon. that would be so cool! I'd be all like, Ok, lets go into the Cusackmobile, and you'd be all like, yeah, okay, where are we gonna go? And Id be all like, I donno, let's ask it, and the car would be all like, let's go to the grocery store, and we'd be all like, yeah, ok, and then I'd be like, ok, the grocery store was fun but lets go home now Cusackmobile and then we'd go home and have a party and invite Paris Hilton and Miachel Moore and Lounette the Clown and Annasophia Robb and Shiloh Novuel Jolie Pitt and then it would be on the tabloids and then Id get famous. Oh and John Cusack would buy me a pug and Id name it Puglie and a cat and Id give it to Kathryn and name it Samson. Yay!
Love, starchick.
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Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Thursday, April 26, 2007
where is my think of a title button???? arrgh!
okay! i get out of school today to go to work... which means i will have to answer phones and do filing! the only thing i can think of doing now is playing with my tammagotchi.... or my DS. im sad because i lost my CosmoGirl!!! WAH! ooh! i'm going to tell you a GUY STORY! hooray! (long but good!! !! please read!)
SCIENTIFIC PRINCIPLE (S)!!!
Okay... have you ever seen avenue q?? theres this song in there called "the more you ruv someone". it proclaims that "that why you love so strong you like to make him die!". i call that the "christmas eve theory" (that's who sung it).
and then there's the literary foil. my friend (whom we'll call natalie) is basically my foil. she's really bad, and i'm mostly pretty good. and there's the main guy (whom we'll call damien) who's like the foil of my last guy, tym. he is soooo different!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE STORY
(We'll use proper capitalization here. And my name will be Monica.) Once upon a time there was a girl named Monica. She was making great new friends, most importantly, a girl named Natalie, a boy named Jake, a girl named Kathryn, and a boy whom she'd known since Gymboree, Cam. So Nat makes a friends with this guy, Damien. And Monnie hates Damien! She does not like him one bit. She thinks he's self centered and weird. She'd rather sit with the teacher than with Damien.
Damien grows on her. She can't help looking at him every so often. She catches herself thinking about him: when she's on the bus, when she's in the shower, even when she's trying to figure out what the capital of Djibouti is (it's Djibouti, BTW). She knows it's wrong- she's going out with Tym.
So the big Valentine's day dance comes up. We see Monnie fidgeting between the refreshments and the dance floor; Nat has set her up on a double date. It was Nat and Jake with Monnie and Damien. So when a slow dance song comes up, Monnie is forced by Nat to slow dance with Damien. They take a romantic picture (Monnie and Damien hugging in front of a romantic background) on Monnie's cell phone and she dissapears with Kathryn and her other friend, Nicky.
The next day was Saturday. Monnie is invited to go ice-skating with her friend from elementary school (and one-time boyfriend), Joey. Tym was going to be there. Monnie is a nervous wreck.
Tym is informed that Monnie was seen with Damien and says "We're cool". But soon, Monnie recieves an e-mail from Damien that he wants to break up. Monnie feels two things: hurt, but happy that she can fully pursue Damien.
She is given a little bobblehead turtle. She says she will call it Larten Shan (in memory of her favorite Cirque du Freak characters, Larten Crepsley and Darren Shan- it's stupid, she knows, but she really did like the books, honest). And to this day, she does. All her friends get one, but she got hers first. There has to be something special there, right?
She makes a profound realization: Monnie...likes...Damien. She confesses to her friend Nat, who keeps it a secret. She writes him an embarrasing note that she signs "Stacey the Duck". She gets back the note, which reads, "...I think you are a nervous someone...I have feelings for you, too..".
They don't talk about it forever. Then Monnie gets a note in her locker that says "Would you go out with me?" in his handwriting. She quickly responds a hurried yes.
Monnie has not gotten an answer back yet.
SCIENTIFIC PRINCIPLE (S)!!!
Okay... have you ever seen avenue q?? theres this song in there called "the more you ruv someone". it proclaims that "that why you love so strong you like to make him die!". i call that the "christmas eve theory" (that's who sung it).
and then there's the literary foil. my friend (whom we'll call natalie) is basically my foil. she's really bad, and i'm mostly pretty good. and there's the main guy (whom we'll call damien) who's like the foil of my last guy, tym. he is soooo different!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE STORY
(We'll use proper capitalization here. And my name will be Monica.) Once upon a time there was a girl named Monica. She was making great new friends, most importantly, a girl named Natalie, a boy named Jake, a girl named Kathryn, and a boy whom she'd known since Gymboree, Cam. So Nat makes a friends with this guy, Damien. And Monnie hates Damien! She does not like him one bit. She thinks he's self centered and weird. She'd rather sit with the teacher than with Damien.
Damien grows on her. She can't help looking at him every so often. She catches herself thinking about him: when she's on the bus, when she's in the shower, even when she's trying to figure out what the capital of Djibouti is (it's Djibouti, BTW). She knows it's wrong- she's going out with Tym.
So the big Valentine's day dance comes up. We see Monnie fidgeting between the refreshments and the dance floor; Nat has set her up on a double date. It was Nat and Jake with Monnie and Damien. So when a slow dance song comes up, Monnie is forced by Nat to slow dance with Damien. They take a romantic picture (Monnie and Damien hugging in front of a romantic background) on Monnie's cell phone and she dissapears with Kathryn and her other friend, Nicky.
The next day was Saturday. Monnie is invited to go ice-skating with her friend from elementary school (and one-time boyfriend), Joey. Tym was going to be there. Monnie is a nervous wreck.
Tym is informed that Monnie was seen with Damien and says "We're cool". But soon, Monnie recieves an e-mail from Damien that he wants to break up. Monnie feels two things: hurt, but happy that she can fully pursue Damien.
She is given a little bobblehead turtle. She says she will call it Larten Shan (in memory of her favorite Cirque du Freak characters, Larten Crepsley and Darren Shan- it's stupid, she knows, but she really did like the books, honest). And to this day, she does. All her friends get one, but she got hers first. There has to be something special there, right?
She makes a profound realization: Monnie...likes...Damien. She confesses to her friend Nat, who keeps it a secret. She writes him an embarrasing note that she signs "Stacey the Duck". She gets back the note, which reads, "...I think you are a nervous someone...I have feelings for you, too..".
They don't talk about it forever. Then Monnie gets a note in her locker that says "Would you go out with me?" in his handwriting. She quickly responds a hurried yes.
Monnie has not gotten an answer back yet.
****
that was a good story! i should write it commercially.
Friday, April 20, 2007
puglie+samson
the kitty is my friend Kathryn's imaginary kitty (who cofounded the Scoop Shop) and you know Puglie!!! the kitty's name is Samson. !!! yay!!!ice cream flavors
today my buddies & i wrote down ONE HUNDRED ice cream flavors for our new st. louis cafe,
The KEM 100 Super-100-Scoop-Scoop- Shop
1. blue raspberry
2. cotton candy
3. vanilla
4. sprinkles on fudgesicles
5. strawberry creamsicle
6. abstract colors
7. banana muffin
8. blackberry
9. melon
10. strawberry shortcake
11. pecan
12. grape
13. apple pie
14. chocolate chip cookie dough
15. plain
16. Piglet-shaped sherbertsicle
17. carmel
18. wildberry
19. cranberry
20. grapefruit
21. sugar
22. pineapple
23. papaya
24. banana split
25. birthday funfetti cake
26. lemon
27. orange
28. peppermint
29. peach
30. peach papaya
31. pumpkin
32. starfruit
33. sour cherry lime
34. pumpkin pie
35. cinnamon hazelnut
36. cherry
37. root beer
38. blueberry
39. milk
40. coconut
41. coke and diet coke
42. raspberry
43. dr pepper
44. mountain dew
45. pepsi and diet pepsi
46. sprite
47. mr. pibb
48. lemon meraunge pie
49. shirley temple
50. maple syrup
51. cranberry pecan
52. strawberry banana
53. tangerine
54. kiwi
55. pomegranate
56. mint chocolate
57. tangerine Tigger sherbertsicle
58. lemon Pooh sherbertsicle
59. ripe red apple
60. granny smith green apple
61. kettle corn
62. candy corn
63. mocha
64. cappucino
65. whipped cream
66. French vanilla
67. marshmallow
68. boysenberry
69. strawberry jelly donut
70. glazed donut
71. frosting
72. brown sugar
73. twix
74. snickers
75. hershey bar
76. lemonlime
77. margarita (nonalcaholic)
78. pina colada (nonalcaholic)
79. coconut cream
80. french toast
81. smores
82. orange circus peanut
83. frosted flakes
84. cinnamon toast crunch
85. lucky charms
86. all american pop (strawberry, blueberry, marshmallow)
87. m and ms
88. chocolate brownie
89. fudge
90. cream cheese brownie
91. chocolate milk
92. chocolate chips
93. mango
94. cantaloupe
95. jelly bean
96. honey
97. rainbow
98. neopolitan popsicle
99. honeydew
100. KEMapolitan (marshmallow, abstract beautiful colors, and coconut cream)
The KEM 100 Super-100-Scoop-Scoop- Shop
1. blue raspberry
2. cotton candy
3. vanilla
4. sprinkles on fudgesicles
5. strawberry creamsicle
6. abstract colors
7. banana muffin
8. blackberry
9. melon
10. strawberry shortcake
11. pecan
12. grape
13. apple pie
14. chocolate chip cookie dough
15. plain
16. Piglet-shaped sherbertsicle
17. carmel
18. wildberry
19. cranberry
20. grapefruit
21. sugar
22. pineapple
23. papaya
24. banana split
25. birthday funfetti cake
26. lemon
27. orange
28. peppermint
29. peach
30. peach papaya
31. pumpkin
32. starfruit
33. sour cherry lime
34. pumpkin pie
35. cinnamon hazelnut
36. cherry
37. root beer
38. blueberry
39. milk
40. coconut
41. coke and diet coke
42. raspberry
43. dr pepper
44. mountain dew
45. pepsi and diet pepsi
46. sprite
47. mr. pibb
48. lemon meraunge pie
49. shirley temple
50. maple syrup
51. cranberry pecan
52. strawberry banana
53. tangerine
54. kiwi
55. pomegranate
56. mint chocolate
57. tangerine Tigger sherbertsicle
58. lemon Pooh sherbertsicle
59. ripe red apple
60. granny smith green apple
61. kettle corn
62. candy corn
63. mocha
64. cappucino
65. whipped cream
66. French vanilla
67. marshmallow
68. boysenberry
69. strawberry jelly donut
70. glazed donut
71. frosting
72. brown sugar
73. twix
74. snickers
75. hershey bar
76. lemonlime
77. margarita (nonalcaholic)
78. pina colada (nonalcaholic)
79. coconut cream
80. french toast
81. smores
82. orange circus peanut
83. frosted flakes
84. cinnamon toast crunch
85. lucky charms
86. all american pop (strawberry, blueberry, marshmallow)
87. m and ms
88. chocolate brownie
89. fudge
90. cream cheese brownie
91. chocolate milk
92. chocolate chips
93. mango
94. cantaloupe
95. jelly bean
96. honey
97. rainbow
98. neopolitan popsicle
99. honeydew
100. KEMapolitan (marshmallow, abstract beautiful colors, and coconut cream)
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