Spider Pig

Spider Pig
Spider Pig
Does Whatever a Spider Pig Does!

That is one heckkuva one liner, peeps. We will forever remember that inscessant chant.

Today is officially Spider Pig Day.

I interviewed the Pig.

S=me
P=the pig

S: So, Spider pig, how are you?
P: *snort*
S: How did you get into showbiz, Spider Pig?
P: *grunt*
S: ...

Then I realized that all interviewing attempts were futile, as the pig was trying to eat my hat.