star chick's world of dreams

i is for infrequently updated!!!

2008-05-19T15:40:00.000-07:00

Sighs.

I haven't updated this ladykiller in a while.

So.

Ummm

I like the movies Sliding Doors and Fight Club and Dirty Dancing
Still into showtunes and Flight of the Conchords
Was in a musical with an AMAZINGLY cute guy in it :D

Will attempt at further updates.

<3 you lots,
Emmaaaaa

Dr... Cullen...? WTH?!!

2008-02-18T11:12:00.001-08:00

We. Have. Vampires. In. St. Louis. Missouri.

You know what

2007-11-20T17:50:00.000-08:00

I have never wished you a happy Thanksgiving!! Augh!!

So.

Gardenik

2007-11-15T15:40:00.001-08:00

Ugh. Craptastic day today.

Gleh. I just took a shower.

Then spent about ten minutes playing with a towel out of utter boredom (i.e. making a bikini top out of it, pretending to have red hair..) So now I'm in my living room, clacking away on ze keyboard.

Gardened today at the library. Quite wild, lots of prickly bushes needed tending (ehm.. by tending I mean reaching under them and picking out leaves.) Ouch.

Tee Mobile

2007-11-12T16:56:00.000-08:00

I went to the TMobile store today with Mum and Dad.. they wanted to get an insight as to my Christmas list..

I'm thinking about a Shadow.

You flip it up to get a keypad, it has Internet, and is hella-cool. Two words: TOUCH-SCREEN.

And I'm going to a place this summer (maybe) where you will get "limited access to internet". I need ma internet.

Discuss: ethics of taking a TMobile Shadow (with internet!!) to a place where internet isn't allowed.

fud (with an umulat... sweet)

2007-10-25T17:36:00.001-07:00

Harry got us Maggiano's because I haven't got to go into work tomorrow!

Celebrate good times, come on!

Woot..

And so we're going to watch The Office and eat Italian.

Ah-mazink.

overboard!!!

2007-10-20T19:48:00.001-07:00

WOOT!

Harry and I are watching Overboard on TNT tonight.

I love that movie.

I see it every so often on movie networks and it makes meh oh so happies.

Hewl yes it's pink.

2007-10-19T21:08:00.001-07:00

Yupp.

Care to play... for some trinkets?

2007-10-19T20:39:00.000-07:00

I just looked up SpyFox on Wikipedia. I love Spy Fox.

And Putt-Putt, and Fatty Bear.

Why, you ask, would a self-respecting young lady love Spy Fox, Putt-Putt, and Fatty Bear?

BECAUSE THEY ROCK!!

So the winner of the Hot Fictional Animal Award goes to Spy Fox.

And the Hot Fictional Book Dude Award goes to Edward Cullen, see tattoo from two days ago.

Dear Mad Men,

2007-10-18T19:57:00.000-07:00

I just watched Mad Men/the screensaver on Harry's computer.

And Peggy is pregnant??

How the hell do you go nine months without realizing that you haven't had your period???

Even in the sixties!! I haven't had any kids but I think it would be *pretty* easy to spot..

Those jerks end with Bob Dylan and poor Donny all alone in his house.

And what the hell is going on with Salvatore??? Jee-zus! Is he.. or isn't he?

Answers are welcome, Mad Men.

I hate you, Mad Men.

I hate you so much I love you.

76th Post! Wow!

2007-10-17T16:23:00.001-07:00

Wow. So, like, that is my arm. And it says Edward. Harry is like sooo jealous.

I have had that temp tatoo since Monday: a record. I just keep retouching it with Sharpie.

And, on, like Saturday, I BOUGHT a book! I BOUGHT New Moon!! And it came with TATOOOS! Woot! Woot!

So. Antyways.

Wellp

2007-10-16T17:33:00.000-07:00

I have a new theory.

I think Copley is Satan.

They'retogetherthey'retogetherthey'retogether

2007-09-27T18:31:00.000-07:00

Ohmygodohmygodohmygod.

Jim and Pam Kissed.

That's all I gotta say.

Well then.

2007-09-26T16:11:00.000-07:00

RAAAG! FACE THE WRATH OF ANJAY!

That's all I have to say.

Well la-de-da then.

2007-09-25T17:42:00.000-07:00

I was reading a lot of sciency stuff today. So here goes.

1.) Schrodinger's cat. WTF?!?!? I'm not even going to explain that one. Wiki-ma-pedia told me that it was this theory where you put a cat in a box and then put poison in the box. There's a chance that the kitty will live and a chance that YOU EFFING KILLED THE KITTY! DX

2.) Black holes. And I got this theory called the Starchick Theory of Black Hole Related Crap. Maybe our universe is travelling through infinate black holes. And we don't even know it. And then one day it's just gonna stop. And we're all gonna die. Hmm.. quite the optimist, aren't I.

3.) Creepy people living underground in tunnels who only trust children and eat people and kill people for their limbs. Y'know, I'm not gonna explain THAT one, thanks.

Jeezy. I have a science class tomorrow and I think I'm gonna try to explain these to Copley.

bad news!

2007-08-29T17:07:00.000-07:00

i have a horrible screaming zit!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111

SCARRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

fabbity fab

2007-08-29T16:54:00.001-07:00

life is fabbity fab fab fab!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

I have joined an internet phenom!

i am officially a NURD! yay! my thing is cloverfield!! i am a Slusho Baby!

So all u cloverfield girls out there, let's call y'all Slusho Babies!

and all u cloverfield chaps out there, let's call y'all Slusho Flavor Robots!

w00t w00t

Spider Pig

2007-08-16T19:23:00.000-07:00

Spider Pig
Spider Pig
Does Whatever a Spider Pig Does!

That is one heckkuva one liner, peeps. We will forever remember that inscessant chant.

Today is officially Spider Pig Day.

I interviewed the Pig.

S=me
P=the pig

S: So, Spider pig, how are you?
P: *snort*
S: How did you get into showbiz, Spider Pig?
P: *grunt*
S: ...

Then I realized that all interviewing attempts were futile, as the pig was trying to eat my hat.

No.

2007-08-08T14:15:00.000-07:00

Nope. Today I am not posting. I do not feel like it.

No, I'm not sick. I just don't feel like blogging.

Cordially,
The Rhymenocerous.

Eh. Ma. Gawd.

2007-08-05T21:34:00.000-07:00

"Uh-oh, I taste pennies. That means I'm gonna puke. Either that or faint. Or both. Did my parents actually research OCD before they signed me up? The parking lot looks like a Mercedes dealership. No one eats sugar. And I'm the only one with a knapsack. I am so not getting out of this car. Not that I have a choice. It's moving. And Massie forgot to let me out of the trunk."
******

Eh-ma-gawd.

Do I have what it takes to become

CLAIRE LYONS??

Do I? I will upload all videos to YouTube and the contest so you folks can vote for me. VOTEY VOTEY!

MUFFINS!

2007-08-02T11:06:00.000-07:00

Wow. I just spent 20 minutes looking at various videos of the Muffins thing at youTube.

I just drank 1/2 a bottle of frappachino. Now i want some ice cream.

Love, starchick.

YOUTUBE TEST!

2007-07-31T16:30:00.001-07:00

This marks the beginning of an era of StWOD-TV peeples.

Oh frick yeah.

Another post within... what, 22 seconds? Wow, thats gotta be a record.

2007-07-30T09:54:00.001-07:00

I seem to have lost some of my clothing from my suitcase. Let me ask Harry if he knows where it is.

HARRY!!
What??
Did you take my clothes again?
No- what do you mean, again?!
Well I brought my striped tank top. Where is it?
Did you do laundry? Maybe it's in the dryer.
No it is not in the dryer. Let me try to barter with you.
Holy Christ. What are you doing typing this on your blog.
I offer one shiny battery for whomever can find my striped tank top...
Is it in your suitcase?
No, I don't think so.
Let me check.
You won't find it.
Here it is. Now give me the battery.
No, it's mine.
But you just-!
Fine...

So I have to go get dressed. My pjamas are so cumfy...

COMIC CON talkback: starchick

2007-07-30T09:49:00.001-07:00

Howdee. As you may know, i just took holiday to COMIC CON and have this stuff to say, but let me say some more important things first.

MORE IMPORTANT THINGS!
I put up an ad for 1cent grapes in the INDUSTRY LOUNGE. If you would still like some of those grapes, just tell me and we can work out a barter.
Also I gave an autographed bag to a man whose nametag said HANK. Yes, that was his name. HANK.

COMIC CON REVIEW.
It was pretty okay. Good, not great.

NEW MASCOT
STWOD is going to get a make-over. Sometime when I get my camera, You all will see our new mascot, Clive the stuffed Slug. love, starchick

California...

2007-07-25T08:14:00.000-07:00

Heyzz! 2days later, starchick is in CALIFORNIA. Oh eff yeah. C-A-L-A-F-O-R-N-Y-A.

Sooooooooooooooo I have some interesting information to share.

In Californya, nail salons, japanese/chinese resturants, and certian bookstores all have kitties like this one over there. See???

Okay. Another thingy: today I'm headed off to the best Con ever: COMIC! Annnd, HEROES are gonna be there! Zomfg!! Heroes are FLIPPING SWEET.

I'M THE MOTHER FLIPPING RHYMENOCEROUS. Oh eff yeah, beeeyotttchezz.

VIRGINIA

2007-07-19T13:18:00.000-07:00

Hi everyone. I'm typing this from the KINGSGATE RESORT IN VIRGINA. Oh yeah. I'm sitting by a flashy sign and I think an old guy is checking me out. *creepy!!!!! :P* Another thing: yesterday I met the HOTTEST GUY. Yes, teh Hottest Guy. He looked kind of Italian, and we *wah* but it was so fun cuz he was SO EFFING HOT.

UPDATE. Did I tell you that Monnie and Damien broke up? I think I did. Monnie is effing happy because now she can go after the HOT TO TROT Italian dude she met.

Loves, starchick

Avoid at all costs, matey

2007-07-17T15:11:00.000-07:00

SHTUFF TOO AVOID!!!

1. button candy!!! You end up with a mouthful of paper instead of delicious candy, which is what should happen when someone asks for a delicious treet.

2. wax bottles! Again, you end up with a mouthful of something that nobody shold ever eat, ever.

Ok, what do you avoid? TELLZ ME!

MY puppy

2007-07-13T21:59:00.001-07:00

This is my REAL LIVE PUPPY. Her name is Roxie Hart (roxie short for Roxandra!!) Oh yeah, that is so effing cool, you know?

the microwave is beeping and nobody will answer it. also i think that the phone is ringing.

2007-07-13T19:28:00.000-07:00

Hi. The microwave is beeping and I want to go get my ramen noodles but--- oh thank you. My mate Harry just brought me them. Thank you Harry. Good boy, Harry. Here is a Harry treat. Harry is looking at the laptop and is now saying "You are a freak. Your blog is so effing weird, starchick. Do you want a cookie?" Harry is trying to get me fat.

"No Harry I do not want one of your cookies as they are filled with empty calories and I won't be able to fit into my clothes at all. Does that amuse you?"
"No. I just thought you'd want a cookie since you're always begging me to make them."
"Oh yeah."
"So do you want an effing cookie or not?"
"Yes."
"Okay, here is a cookie."
"Jeez, this tastes like sugar mixed with Windex and then the Windex got taken out so it's just regular sugar. Can I have another one?"
"No, I want to give some to my girlfriend."
"But you don't have a girlfriend, now do you?"
"Yes."
"No you don't. What's her name, then? Is it Carrie?"
"Yeah. She's coming at 8. Aren't you going to the mall with Kathleen?"
"I'm in nooo hurry."
"Ok, ok, I don't have a Carrie or anything."
"Then go make me some ramen."
"But you have some ramen right there on your lap."
"Oh yeah. Can I have a cookie?"
*Loud sigh* "Fiiiinnnne....."

Love, starchick
PS Harry sez hi.

i have a puppy on my lap

2007-07-13T12:46:00.000-07:00

hi there starchick people.

i have another letter to write.

dear jemaine clement,
you are hotter than john cusack and possibly more attainable, as you are a little younger. Your accent makes you very smexi, and the fact that you are in your own band makes everything a lot cooler. Please email me ASAP so we can get married or at the least you can give me an autograph. I love you, hiphopapottamus! PS If you date sally before me I will crush you like Borat...

Love, starchick

Double Posting AHOY!

2007-07-10T14:27:00.000-07:00

You know what really sucks? Here, write your answer here.

No. Flying monkeys on unicycles most definitley do not suck. What sucks is that I LOVE JOHN CUSACK.

He is purely unattainable but I want to be Mrs. John Cusack forever and ever. If you're reading this, John Cusack, Please Please Please send me an email and we can start courting soon. that would be so cool! I'd be all like, Ok, lets go into the Cusackmobile, and you'd be all like, yeah, okay, where are we gonna go? And Id be all like, I donno, let's ask it, and the car would be all like, let's go to the grocery store, and we'd be all like, yeah, ok, and then I'd be like, ok, the grocery store was fun but lets go home now Cusackmobile and then we'd go home and have a party and invite Paris Hilton and Miachel Moore and Lounette the Clown and Annasophia Robb and Shiloh Novuel Jolie Pitt and then it would be on the tabloids and then Id get famous. Oh and John Cusack would buy me a pug and Id name it Puglie and a cat and Id give it to Kathryn and name it Samson. Yay!

Love, starchick.

OOh that Gervais really burns my waffles

2007-07-10T14:19:00.001-07:00

Okay, creepie time. Last night I dreampt that THIS MAN OVER THERE -> (aka Ricky Gervais) told me that he was the President of the Secret Order of the Button, not me. Then he had a party and I made out with John Cusack and drank margaritas.

Dear Mr. Ricky Gervais,
LISTEN UP, MR GERVAIS. I AM THE PRESIDENT OF TSOOTB. You are just a Junior Member of TSOOTB. A juinor member, not the President. And you know what? For that Incompetence, I am DEMOTING you to the rank of Baby Button Snapper and you have to live in the TSOOTB Education Center. Okay? Are you happy now, Mr Arrogant? Huh? Huh? Are Yah? Huh?

But your margaritas at your party were fun. I liked it when we all played musical chairs and the police showed up and ate the shrimp canapes. And the magical snake that was there. Yeah, that was pretty cool.

Okay, bye. Love, Starchick.

SKOR

2007-07-03T11:19:00.000-07:00

skor: "a slim candy bar". (wikimapedia)
skor: "an evil skeleton villian from 'The Flight of the Conchordes: The Movie' (starring Bret, Jemaine and Emma (as Jemaine's girlfriend/wife)." (starchick's world of dreams).

that sounds better, huh? RAHWR! SKOR! FACE THE WRATH OF SKOR! SKOR! RAWWHAHRkAAXXZHARMEANsjINSPOTHE!!

some things

2007-05-17T16:56:00.000-07:00

10 ways to brighten your day

10. get on paint and google images and make yourself an award. i made the prestigious Pretend Oscar-Tony!! there is no limit to your creativity. make an Imaginary Oscar-MTV Award. whatever you want.

9. write a comic book about what your life is like, except funnier and cooler and change all the names, so if you hate yuor name you can be sabine elisabeth or wahtever.. did you know that's how superman got started? (p.s. that is a lie)

8. BLOG

7. write a comical play about bears coming to terms with things and singing.

6. lay out a map of your imagimary theme park.

5. sit around your room and lay out several hats. pretend that everyone's having an argument or something, just like when you were seven. but if ur mum comes in, it shan't be cute.

4. jump to conclusions and make specious reasonings

3. make up several stupid play ideas and act them out, using your hats from idea 5

2. go outside, you dink!

1. smell the fake flowers.

hooray! ps monnie and damien are finallyl an item!! monnie tells me that she's happytacular.

hizay

2007-05-06T13:42:00.000-07:00

hey when my friend sammie gives me the recordamings, i'll give yall some transcriptsssese of rehersals. ok?

what can be said about my title button?

2007-05-01T18:00:00.000-07:00

okay... thinking.

Jesus Christ: SUPERSTAR is the fourth movie to make me tear up. Not play, mind. Only two plays make me teary.

Teary Movies: (1) What's Eating Gilbert Grape (Momma dies, Artie...) (2) The Piglet Movie (I was seven. Okay?) (3) The Heffulump Movie (Again...)

THAT MOVIE IS GRAPHIC. HE GETS CRUCI-MA-FIED IN FRONT OF EVERYONE AND JUDAS HANGS HIMSELF!

but i sent an e to mark christopher (local radio personality) and he was soo nice!!! i heart him!!!!

+ also he's soo cute!!!

hehe!

ADJUSTMENT: MY FLYTRAP IS GONDEDED FOREVER. plus also, search girraffe in quicksand on utube. its funneeeeeeeeeeeeee!

fricking fingernail dirt...

2007-04-29T07:18:00.000-07:00

trying to get the dirt out from underneath my nails with a nintendo ds stylus. not going as well as i'd hoped. redid my room. there is a big vase of super-bright fake flowers on my nightstand. i almost killed some real flowers by thinking that they were fake.

my venus flytrap, buttons, is almost dead. does anyone know how to save a venus flytrap? please heelpp!!!

adjustment

2007-04-27T13:31:00.000-07:00

okay... the story is DEAD! if you'd like to continue reading it, email me at emmakoala@yahoo.com to get some more chaptahs.

hoorah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my title button isn't coming... IS IT?

2007-04-26T10:54:00.000-07:00

ok... for the complete Monnie-Damien saga, check out this.

where is my think of a title button???? arrgh!

2007-04-26T06:16:00.000-07:00

okay! i get out of school today to go to work... which means i will have to answer phones and do filing! the only thing i can think of doing now is playing with my tammagotchi.... or my DS. im sad because i lost my CosmoGirl!!! WAH! ooh! i'm going to tell you a GUY STORY! hooray! (long but good!! !! please read!)

SCIENTIFIC PRINCIPLE (S)!!!
Okay... have you ever seen avenue q?? theres this song in there called "the more you ruv someone". it proclaims that "that why you love so strong you like to make him die!". i call that the "christmas eve theory" (that's who sung it).
and then there's the literary foil. my friend (whom we'll call natalie) is basically my foil. she's really bad, and i'm mostly pretty good. and there's the main guy (whom we'll call damien) who's like the foil of my last guy, tym. he is soooo different!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE STORY
(We'll use proper capitalization here. And my name will be Monica.) Once upon a time there was a girl named Monica. She was making great new friends, most importantly, a girl named Natalie, a boy named Jake, a girl named Kathryn, and a boy whom she'd known since Gymboree, Cam. So Nat makes a friends with this guy, Damien. And Monnie hates Damien! She does not like him one bit. She thinks he's self centered and weird. She'd rather sit with the teacher than with Damien.

Damien grows on her. She can't help looking at him every so often. She catches herself thinking about him: when she's on the bus, when she's in the shower, even when she's trying to figure out what the capital of Djibouti is (it's Djibouti, BTW). She knows it's wrong- she's going out with Tym.

So the big Valentine's day dance comes up. We see Monnie fidgeting between the refreshments and the dance floor; Nat has set her up on a double date. It was Nat and Jake with Monnie and Damien. So when a slow dance song comes up, Monnie is forced by Nat to slow dance with Damien. They take a romantic picture (Monnie and Damien hugging in front of a romantic background) on Monnie's cell phone and she dissapears with Kathryn and her other friend, Nicky.

The next day was Saturday. Monnie is invited to go ice-skating with her friend from elementary school (and one-time boyfriend), Joey. Tym was going to be there. Monnie is a nervous wreck.

Tym is informed that Monnie was seen with Damien and says "We're cool". But soon, Monnie recieves an e-mail from Damien that he wants to break up. Monnie feels two things: hurt, but happy that she can fully pursue Damien.

She is given a little bobblehead turtle. She says she will call it Larten Shan (in memory of her favorite Cirque du Freak characters, Larten Crepsley and Darren Shan- it's stupid, she knows, but she really did like the books, honest). And to this day, she does. All her friends get one, but she got hers first. There has to be something special there, right?

She makes a profound realization: Monnie...likes...Damien. She confesses to her friend Nat, who keeps it a secret. She writes him an embarrasing note that she signs "Stacey the Duck". She gets back the note, which reads, "...I think you are a nervous someone...I have feelings for you, too..".

They don't talk about it forever. Then Monnie gets a note in her locker that says "Would you go out with me?" in his handwriting. She quickly responds a hurried yes.

Monnie has not gotten an answer back yet.

****

that was a good story! i should write it commercially.

think of your own title. if this is so high tech, how come it cant write the title for me?

2007-04-24T17:42:00.000-07:00

!!!BORED!!! making a list of all the people in musicals i aspire to be. let's visit it now!

1. elphaba- wicked
2. ga/glinda- also in wicked
3. donna sheridan-mamma mia
4. sophie sheridan- mamma mia
5. rosie or tanya- mamma mia
6. Jesus in Jesus Christ superstar (i will capitalize the name of God even tho i consider myself a Buddhist)
7. constanze (?)- amadeus
8. roxie hart- chicago
9. velma kelly- chicago
10. puppeteering for kate monster- avenue q
11. puppeteering for lucy the slut- avenue q
12. mary lennox- the secret garden
13. maria- the sound of music
14. belle- beauty and the beast
15. fantine- le miz
16. cosette- le miz
17. jean valjean- le miz
18. eponine- le miz
19. gavroche- le miz
20. the lady of the lake- spamalot
21. peter pan- peter pan
22. simba- the lion king

and of course, there will be the plays that i write...

23. eponine- the secret life of thespians
24. sari- sock munkey
25. morrie- the sound of whining
26. rachel- little red handbag
27. emmy- my locker combonation is l-o-v-e
28. annie- i will always hate COCA and here's why!
29. maggie- the red pen diary
30. star chick- star chick: the shmashinglee succesful musical

so i have a full schedule. for later.

wiki-ma-pedia

2007-04-21T06:32:00.000-07:00

I HATE WIKIPEDIA!!!!

(the administrator people. you know. i like the usefulness. but anyways.)

I had 2-count em 2!- articles about star chick and star chick's world of dreams but some arse requested them for "speedy deletion"!!!

n-o-t f-a-i-r!!! how come natalie dee gets an article and i dont? there should be NotableBlogger-mapedia. or better yet, starchick-amapedia. if karl pilkington gets pilkipedia, how come i don't get one??

NOT FAIR!!!

THEREFORE I HATE WIKIPEDIA!

puglie+samson

2007-04-20T14:29:00.000-07:00

the kitty is my friend Kathryn's imaginary kitty (who cofounded the Scoop Shop) and you know Puglie!!! the kitty's name is Samson. !!! yay!!!

ice cream flavors

2007-04-20T14:01:00.000-07:00

today my buddies & i wrote down ONE HUNDRED ice cream flavors for our new st. louis cafe,
The KEM 100 Super-100-Scoop-Scoop- Shop

1. blue raspberry
2. cotton candy
3. vanilla
4. sprinkles on fudgesicles
5. strawberry creamsicle
6. abstract colors
7. banana muffin
8. blackberry
9. melon
10. strawberry shortcake
11. pecan
12. grape
13. apple pie
14. chocolate chip cookie dough
15. plain
16. Piglet-shaped sherbertsicle
17. carmel
18. wildberry
19. cranberry
20. grapefruit
21. sugar
22. pineapple
23. papaya
24. banana split
25. birthday funfetti cake
26. lemon
27. orange
28. peppermint
29. peach
30. peach papaya
31. pumpkin
32. starfruit
33. sour cherry lime
34. pumpkin pie
35. cinnamon hazelnut
36. cherry
37. root beer
38. blueberry
39. milk
40. coconut
41. coke and diet coke
42. raspberry
43. dr pepper
44. mountain dew
45. pepsi and diet pepsi
46. sprite
47. mr. pibb
48. lemon meraunge pie
49. shirley temple
50. maple syrup
51. cranberry pecan
52. strawberry banana
53. tangerine
54. kiwi
55. pomegranate
56. mint chocolate
57. tangerine Tigger sherbertsicle
58. lemon Pooh sherbertsicle
59. ripe red apple
60. granny smith green apple
61. kettle corn
62. candy corn
63. mocha
64. cappucino
65. whipped cream
66. French vanilla
67. marshmallow
68. boysenberry
69. strawberry jelly donut
70. glazed donut
71. frosting
72. brown sugar
73. twix
74. snickers
75. hershey bar
76. lemonlime
77. margarita (nonalcaholic)
78. pina colada (nonalcaholic)
79. coconut cream
80. french toast
81. smores
82. orange circus peanut
83. frosted flakes
84. cinnamon toast crunch
85. lucky charms
86. all american pop (strawberry, blueberry, marshmallow)
87. m and ms
88. chocolate brownie
89. fudge
90. cream cheese brownie
91. chocolate milk
92. chocolate chips
93. mango
94. cantaloupe
95. jelly bean
96. honey
97. rainbow
98. neopolitan popsicle
99. honeydew
100. KEMapolitan (marshmallow, abstract beautiful colors, and coconut cream)

the wikipedia game

2007-04-17T13:28:00.000-07:00

Okay.. are you surfing wikipeedia bored?? Play the wikipedia game!!!

1. Look up something obscure.

2. Pick something to link it to. Also obscure.

3. Now scan the article and click on links until you reach your link to.

4. NO BACK BUTTON USING!!!

5. Then record it on your blog!!!

Write: 'I PLAY THE WIKIPEDIA GAME!' on a post.

I PLAY THE WIKIPEDIA GAME!

puglie's discovery

2007-03-04T10:17:00.001-08:00

puglie has discovered my pug calendar and is trying to make love with the brown pug on the front.

yaaaaaaaaay!

loverly scene

2007-02-21T16:25:00.000-08:00

hey guyz im writing a muvee so heres a nice scene from the muvee for funz

Arabella: We could get the school to donate some money.
Hattie: HA!
Red: Counterfeiting?
Hattie: No.
Red: Pesos?
Hattie: No.
Eponine: Francs?
Hattie: No!
Arabella: I like the peso idea.
Hattie: If you’re all done with you’re bad ideas…
Red: I had more.

decided to cave in

2007-02-02T10:41:00.000-08:00

guess i'm not the next peaceful resistor. so i'll go back to talkin about my interests.

new love: AVENUE Q!!!!!!!!!

also: LIGHT IN THE PIAZZA IS A PIECE OF CRAPPOLLA! it won like five tonys. tony spelled back is y-not. i say y-go?

Update on My Username Outrage

2007-01-27T19:55:00.001-08:00

Check this out bureaucrats.

From Blogger Help: Login Troubles With the New Blogger

"Can I change my username in the new version of Blogger?

Currently you cannot change the Google Account associated with your account in the new version of Blogger if you use a Gmail email address as your username. It currently isn't possible to change your Gmail account username after you've registered."

Well lah-de-dah.

Goodbye for a good long while.

And this time it's on purpose.

An Open Letter to the Users of Blogspot.com

2007-01-27T19:44:00.000-08:00

An Open Letter to the Users of Blogspot.com

From starchick, an outraged blogger

I am outraged.

Why, you ask?

I cannot acess my old account under the name of pacorex all because I signed up for some stupid Google account. I see no option to change my user name either. So this is the new Blogger? One where a Yahoo! or AOL user can't change their username? Only those who use G-Mail? And, oh-ho-ho, believe you me I TRIED to get a G-Mail account. But it says it's only available to those with a mobile phone. Oh, ex-cuuuse me if I don't have a cellphone! Like it's my fault! Like this is so awesome. As if. Hey, yeah. I want to be credited as "starchick's world of dreams: by starchick, puglie, and emmakoala@yahoo.com". Uh, shouldn't I be able to be credited as who I want? This is rude and not in a good way. I wish that I could get pacorex back.

Another thing: I have to login as emmakoala@yahoo.com. I could at least be done the courtesy of getting to only type emmakoala. See, I wouldn't be outraged then. How hard is it to create a "new username" tick box? Honestly. You know, I bet half of the blogging pop is with me. I am so sure that I'm not the only one out there who gives a gorram about how cheap Google is to buy our Blogspot and make all of us soandso@website.end!

I can't do anything about anything. But I might just convert all my posts to a text file and write regularly in that.

You know what, I might just do that. You wait and see.

tubsy

2007-01-25T13:51:00.000-08:00

hollo!!

puglie says hi... he just crapped in my sock drawer again. my imaginary sock drawer. with imaginary crap.

i learned how to draw chibis. but no one has taughted me how to scan stuff so i cant show u them... but theyre cool!!!

my imaginary pug

2007-01-19T20:31:00.000-08:00

hello and welcome back. i'd like you to meet my imaginary pug puglie. say hello puglie!!! ------->

puglie: woof

see puglie says hello.

a little about puglie.

he likes to eat grass.
he likes to read books about pugs.
he likes to watch Sex and the City and Heroes
he likes to eat Chinese food.
he likes to crap in socks.
he's Catholic

mama mia

2007-01-08T14:20:00.000-08:00

heey budies merrry belated christmas to all y'all. saw mamma mia 2wice. awesome show!!! in love with abba now. (see the new icon!!)

just one look and i can hear a bell ring]
just one look and i forget everything
wo-o-oah
mamma mia
here i go again
my my
how could i forget 'cha
mamma mia
why why
did i ever let 'cha go?

hehehe

2006-10-09T17:06:00.000-07:00

middle skull is hard....

maybe i'll drop out and go sell bagels.

Sorry I haven't been on in a while- I've been uberbusy, middle school, Kansas City. I went to the RAUCCUSIN' KC RENFAIRE- it was outtah syte. yo- check out my other story-blog. the day 2 day life of cinnamon rodregies or however crazy way i spelled it. it's about VAMPIRES!! yay

quote of the day

2006-07-26T14:19:00.000-07:00

"Master of the house
Quick to catch yer eye
Never wants a passerby
To pass him by
Servant to the poor
Butler to the great
Comforter, philosopher,
And lifelong mate!
Everybody's boon companion
Everybody's chaperone!"

from les miserables (which is property of the writer, not me)
. and that was today's quote of the day, brought to you by the letters L and M and the number 2!!

avatar

2006-07-05T17:41:00.000-07:00

D'OH!

2006-03-27T17:04:00.000-08:00

The Walrus

The walrus sat upon his tuft
And ate a little grass
He looked at a scaly, shiny fish,
And then he watched it pass.

"I miss my peas, I miss my corn,"
"I miss my tomato grove."
The walrus said and got in his car,
And out of the sea he drove.

His car was small,
His car was green,
His car had a radio,
It was a a small green driving machine.

He drove out of the sea
and onto the shore
He drove onto the sand
His garden, still there, he missed it no more.

The walrus took an ear of corn,
A tomato and a pea.
"No more lobster! No more clams!
A bunch of garden stuff just for me!"

Happily, the walrus ate.
He roasted corn and fruit.
And then along came Mister Sam
In his white Sam suit.

"Oh! How I wish for peas and corn!"
Sam said, Sam said, real sad.
"Oh, I how I starve, oh how I hunger!"
The walrus looked upon the Sam and looked at his Sam clad.

"I am so- glad for you to come!"
"And share with me my feast!"
The walrus smiled and gave him a cob.
"This is just the least!"

Sam and the walrus just ate on the shore.
And then- guess who came along!
Kingly Krab and some of his friends!
And Kingly sang his song.

"Ah, Mister Walrus. My friends and I are hoping to join in your feast."
"Oh, sir, that's fine! Grab an ear of corn, and come!"
The walrus said and bit into a zuccini.
"Today we had quite a bit of jolly, jolly, jolly fun!"

The crab and the Sam and the walrus, too
Sat and ate their fullest fill.
But after nightfall- something was wrong!
Sam and the King were just there still!

The walrus sighed and sadly said,
"It is time to go back home."
He bagged up some tomatoes and,
Saw that the sun brightly shone.

The walrus got back into his little green car and
Began to drive into the sea.
"This sure was fun, but I'm glad it's over!"
This tale is ended, and that's the last from me...

Oh. My. God. I'm. Back.

2006-03-16T19:41:00.000-08:00

HELLOOOO! I give my best wishes and a lot of people say hi: Elmo, Grover and Bob! I have developed an infatuation with Bob! He's nobody, just something when you ask me I pick up, like this E I just picked up there! I am really sorry I haven't been in a while because I left and there was some stupid thing and I forgot my password cause my computer broke and I neglected this and you needn't yell because I am back and will honestly try to write as much as I possibly can because there's a lot to write! I even forgot what the test in BEEP! was for. I am such an idiot. I will take all hate mail with good nature and love. WELCOME BACK!
So I will start at the beginning. I just thought of something: these people probably don't give a poo that I am back and don't feel like reading The Sagas of Starchick and I really don't want to loose whomever is reading this (my assumed audience) so I'm just going to explain why I'm a happy jujube.

WHY STARCHICK IS A HAPPY JUJUBE

Well there is this guy. This guy we will call Tym and I am still Emily. Actually, I am now Princess Aribelle Yale Ponyweather. Or Yale. SO After Jacob left Yale noticed this other guy-Tym. Tym, apparently, noticed her too! Well one day in the year after Jacob left (tat was teh 04-05 school year) Yale recieved a pack of trading cards from Tym, delivered through a girl named Nikol Parige Hart Hart Dot Ie. So Yale felt all fluttery inside for a really long time. She resorted to opening them in the girl's bathroom with the stall closed. Then at Valentine's Day, she got a CANDY BAR WRAPPED IN BLUISH PAPER WITH A HEART ON IT AND IT WAS ONE OF THOSE BIG CANDY BARS, NOT LIKE THE MINI KIND BUT I GUESS IT WAS THE NORMAL KIND AND I AM NOT USED TO THAT KIND, YOU KNOW!!! So it was obvo that Tym is now her bf. And the other day they went to this place with their peers and it was a job simulation and you got 3 breaks. And you could send these Candy-Gram thingies, and I sent Tym one and he sent me one!!!

I am certianly one happy jujube.

some advice

2006-03-10T20:09:00.000-08:00

um... whenever ur sad, i highly recomend that you

'SING A MERRY MADRIGAL!!!!'

my new infatuation is The Mikado. which leads me to why i've not posted in a while:
i am in the school play-of the MIKADO! hooway! i am PITTI SING! ------------------------------>
that is a pitti-sing! i get THREE solos! THREE! am i great or what?

Beep

2005-12-25T17:38:00.000-08:00

This is simply a test run for something I feel like doing. THNX 4 UR paitence.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

2005-12-22T23:15:00.000-08:00

Hi. As a Christmas (or holiday, I celebrate Christmas) gift to the loyal readers I have probabbly already lost because I haven't written in a loong while, I am gonna tell you my horribly sad story of a relationship... aw, !%#^&. The school website is down. I can't find that idiotic photo... :( But anyways... if I have periodic *sniffs* in between, don't mind them. But this guy's name was Ga- let's change his name to protect certian privacies. Let's call him "Roberto". No, not that. Too Mexican. Aha! "Jacob". According to a website, "Jacob" is the top Austrailian name as of 2001. Cool.

So, let's call me- let me look here a second...-"Emily". "Starchick" doesn't apply here. (FYI Emily was the top Australian name for girls as of 2001... cool.) Anywhoosies, Jacob had the HOTTEST Australian accent- *whistles*. But seriously. He was cool. Has anyone here in my loving audience heard of the White Stripes? Jacob had. And Emily immediatley fell H.O.H for him (H.O.H meaning Head Over Heels.) He was not only cool but really smart. Last year he was Student Council Vice President. I was the Runner-Up President... this year I am. He would have been proud. And he was my P.I.N.C. (P.I.N.C. meaning Partner In Newspaper-related Crimes- just reeeeeeely good stories.... we rocked together *sniff*.) Jacob had really good hair, too. It was kind of longish and blond. His two front teeth were kinda big but in a realllly cute way. He was really fast and tallish. His lips were really cute, too. And his mom was really nice. I liked Mrs. Lawton. She was really nice for a friend's mom, ya know?

So, "Jacob" and "Emily" met during.. I think we were partners in something? Can't remember. I think so. But he liked me. (As a friend, I mean.) And recently I had befriended a new girl Kristina and my clique was simply readjusting from the disruption of a new One when there was a second new One- Jacob. So we basically went into shock from the double-dose of new folks. My girlies and I somehow persevered and Kristina eventually fit the right way. But Ga-Jacob only fit my side.. or did he? Why did he fit on Kristina's side, too????? Turns out we have *similar* tastes in boys... but we are too good of pallies to break up over a stupid *boy*.

Soooo Gabe and I could chat on the phoneular unit for, like, hours on end. Just about nonsense. N-O-N-S-E-N-S-E. Funny how I never could hear that BEEP for Call Waiting. (Hoo boy. This ain't yet goin' nowhere, honey. You can go potty or get some bacon or whatever.) So anyways, by now you are most likely saying to yourself, "Why on Earth is she not with this wonderful-sounding boy I want to date but won't because 'Emily' seems soo in love with Ga-Jacob not with her and refilling the mocha latte on her desk and rubbing her feet and replenishing her really-bad pedicure and getting her another da*n cranberry bagel??? THESE THINGS ARE STALE, MR. STARBUCKS!!!!" Well, I'll explain.

Now I haven't quite cried *sniffly wiffly* yet, but now I might *sniffly miffly* start real soon. So. Going on.

You are sitting in a classroom. You are in the front row. A boy that you have a ginormus crush on is asked to perform a problem on the board. He pushes his chair in ever so daintily and walks up to the board. The Other Boy- whom we'll call Satan- is not done with the problem he is up at the board doing. The chalkboard is book style, so the boy pulls out another part of the board. And then Satan takes and pushes the chalkboard into your man's forehead!!! In your daydream, he would fall right into your arms and he would be some heroic winning war hero and you would be some sexy and beautiful war nurse and you would nurse him back to health and at the unconsious war hero would wake up and say You are my one and only. I love you and only you. Then he'd kiss you. But this is not a daydream. It is very, very, very real. He falls and the teacher escorts him to the nurse.

This is an absolutley TRUE story about why Ga-Jacob is no longer at my school. So.. thankies for listening to my stupid complaints... post comments if you want to hear who StarChick pounced on after her main loss... please?

And before I go... this is a great playlist. If you can find the songs, they all go great on one CD.

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

I Ain't Gettin' Nuttin' For Christmas

Feliz Navidad

I Want a Hippopatomus for Christmas

Snoopy's XMas

Santa Baby

All I Want For Christmas Is My 2 Front Teeth

The Baron had Snoopy dead in his sights...Prospero Anos Y Felicidad...So Hurry down the Chimney tonight...I made Tommy eat a bug, somebody snitched on me... See, my 2 Front Teeth...No crocodiles, no rinocerouses, all I want for Christmas is a Hippopotamuses, And we're all so proud of Grandpa, he's been taking this so well, See him in there watching football? Drinking beer and playing cards with Cousin Nell..

HAPPY CHRISTMAS!
HAPPY HANNUKAH!
HAPPY KWANZA!
HAPPY RAMADAN!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!

From Starchick :)

good lord

2005-11-21T14:31:00.000-08:00

today was a super wonderful day!

tips o'the day

2005-11-20T13:13:00.000-08:00

star chick's daily tips are:
1. before you leave on your space-trip, make sure you have extra spaceship gas.
2. kitties are friendly andyou need one. go buy one right now.
3. monkeys=kitties. puppies=kitties. parakeets=kitties. (= symbolizes 'as good as)
that's star chick's daily tips!

The Reasoning Behind the Monkey and Cat

The kittie and monkey are simply one of life's greatest wonders. Example: President Bush, puppets, pinwheels and martians. The cat represents today's American worker and the monkey represents Da Man. The straw the monkey is teething represents work.

Screw that. It's just cute!

Welcome to My Creepy World

2005-11-20T10:25:00.000-08:00

yo. my name is star chick and i will be your perfectly friendly hostess. this is my web-diary. i will also be using it as a journal and if i do i want all my readers to be supportive of my obsessive writing. feel free to comment and such.

PS isn't the rocket ship totally cool???